Monday, October 29, 2007

News Flash

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dr. Schwab, Thanks for that. Is it a bad sign that I had to really think about it for a second before wondering what internet resource allowed you to produce that clipping ?

Medblog Addict said...

Funny. I would say more but after my MDOD posts, I decided I was going to work clean for the next week or two.

SeaSpray said...

Clever and very funny! :)

Elaine said...

I laughed out loud! There are several other possible recipients out there.......

rlbates said...

Had to read it twice to be sure I had really read it the first time. Very tunny!

Maria said...

Ha!

Neither the PI nor the Times have called you about this yet?

Lynn Price said...

Sid, I kept trying to tell you that I already am a hemorrhoid and had no need for another - hence the rejection.

Michelle said...

What the hell.....

Matt M said...

I suspect that such a transplant would be the first step to growing an entire new anus.

The possibilities are endless, and the possible recipients nearly so.

Eric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiver said...

I could have told you that this would *NEVER* work given your subject pool. Without getting into autoimmune responses to unrelated donor tissue, let's remember this, above all else.

Why don't politicians get hemorrhoids?

Because they're all perfect assholes!

Sid Schwab said...

Eric: yeah, but they were the only ones who'd agree. I just told them I was a lobbyist, and they bent right over.

Moof said...

Dr. Schwab - that was great! Thanks! :o)