tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post4846763522703587056..comments2024-02-18T13:53:30.168-08:00Comments on Surgeonsblog: SissySid Schwabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-51900891538747533922007-10-24T19:55:00.000-07:002007-10-24T19:55:00.000-07:00Well, worms are a problem. I once became convince...Well, worms are a problem. I once became convinced that I might have worms and asked my doctor at my next checkup what I should do. (I was dressed again and sitting properly.) His response was to move back about two feet. Then he mumbled something and became inaccessible for the next month or so.<BR/><BR/>I finally read about a self-diagnosis test that advised keeping a roll of Scotch tape by the bed and sticking it to the appropriate aperture directly on waking because worms occasionally emerge in the night. (Night crawlers, right?) Presumably, one could capture some samples. I got samples of something but couldn't interpret what. Maybe lint from a flannel nighty.<BR/><BR/>Finally I sort of forgot about it all. Maybe my immune system just took care of it. Maybe I read too much.<BR/><BR/>Prairie Marymscriverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13567509503405689139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-77226587330344642002007-10-23T20:42:00.000-07:002007-10-23T20:42:00.000-07:00TEC: your secret is safe with me. Mic....TEC: your secret is safe with me. Mic....Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-21639845086355938742007-10-23T20:37:00.000-07:002007-10-23T20:37:00.000-07:00There once was a surgeon named SchwabRunning the b...There once was a surgeon named Schwab<BR/>Running the bowel was his job<BR/>He once felt a bump<BR/>Or was it a lump?<BR/>It was a reservoir tip kind of blob<BR/><BR/>The Enormous Clinic<BR/><BR/>PS: This will look very bad at my annual review, I am sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-20080258470710402672007-10-23T13:07:00.000-07:002007-10-23T13:07:00.000-07:00That whole image of you reacting (which obviously ...That whole image of you reacting (which obviously isn't the norm) and then scaring staff and then pulling out condom...hilarious! Of course if I was thinking some big yukky worm was crawling for me...staff would have to scrape me off the floor...but not before I let out a quite a scream. :)<BR/><BR/>Limericks were great!SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-35744483681235701542007-10-23T11:30:00.000-07:002007-10-23T11:30:00.000-07:00Blah! Again a reminder that we're just animals... ...Blah! Again a reminder that we're just animals... sometimes containing other animals.Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12532783107114736621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-55888220685530246712007-10-23T11:27:00.000-07:002007-10-23T11:27:00.000-07:00There once was a young lad from CorkWhose favorite...There once was a young lad from Cork<BR/>Whose favorite chops were of pork.<BR/>He ate them quite pink<BR/>Standing over the sink.<BR/>Now he's causing skilled surgeons to hork.<BR/><BR/>Eric, Pre-Caffeinated.Eric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10006690628166460007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-69203244898046398682007-10-23T07:47:00.000-07:002007-10-23T07:47:00.000-07:00Yes, bongi, and it's not the only example of somet...Yes, bongi, and it's not the only example of something you said inspiring something I said. In fact, before writing this one, I had to look through my archives to be sure it wasn't here that I'd already mentioned it...Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-62607478512382140072007-10-23T06:47:00.000-07:002007-10-23T06:47:00.000-07:00Sid, that's just freaking creepy.Sid, that's just freaking creepy.Lynn Pricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17494511346758361634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-53453276086403966532007-10-23T04:21:00.000-07:002007-10-23T04:21:00.000-07:00well you know i agree with you. i haven't figured ...well you know i agree with you. i haven't figured out how to do links on comments, but if i'm not mistaken you mentioned this episode on two of my posts.<BR/><BR/>http://other-things-amanzi.blogspot.com/2007/07/fettuchini.html<BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>http://other-things-amanzi.blogspot.com/2007/09/ascaris.htmlBongihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918640034313468627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-44134612695230081022007-10-23T02:26:00.000-07:002007-10-23T02:26:00.000-07:00so he wasn't just using a worm as a diet aid?so he wasn't just using a worm as a diet aid?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-61061907461367269612007-10-22T23:06:00.000-07:002007-10-22T23:06:00.000-07:00Ick. Ick. Ick.And how do I avoid getting these?Ick...Ick. Ick. Ick.<BR/><BR/>And how do I avoid getting these?<BR/><BR/>Ick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-4664079469253070672007-10-22T20:30:00.000-07:002007-10-22T20:30:00.000-07:00haha, that's hilarious. i can't laugh too much, th...haha, that's hilarious. i can't laugh too much, though. i'd have probably done the same thing. (nice limericks, btw.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-72587696182577242462007-10-22T20:17:00.000-07:002007-10-22T20:17:00.000-07:00It really was not my intentTo evoke my commenters'...It really was not my intent<BR/>To evoke my commenters' bent<BR/>For rhyme and for verse<BR/>And for many things worse.<BR/>My purpose was simply to vent.<BR/><BR/>On the other hand, it's very cool.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-88175352504202374892007-10-22T19:39:00.000-07:002007-10-22T19:39:00.000-07:00My gut reaction to this was, "EWWW!" Not normally ...My gut reaction to this was, "EWWW!" Not normally the squeamish type, but that's truly nasty! Love the limericks in the comments, though!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-1132356418011625752007-10-22T18:36:00.000-07:002007-10-22T18:36:00.000-07:00Ooooh my! I'm glad the NYT's been and gone! *LOL* ...Ooooh my! I'm glad the NYT's been and gone! *LOL* ;o)<BR/><BR/>Great post ... and hilarious limericks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-9875402537113505512007-10-22T18:03:00.000-07:002007-10-22T18:03:00.000-07:00Sid, you've inspired poetry with this post! Here'...Sid, you've inspired poetry with this post! Here's my contribution:<BR/><BR/>Sid Schwab spent an afternoon wishing<BR/>He'd locate an object gone missing<BR/>He squeals and he squirms,<BR/>"The gut's full of worms!...<BR/>I'll use 'em for when I go fishing"Dr. Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10481032355977889911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-36626201889843864062007-10-22T16:53:00.000-07:002007-10-22T16:53:00.000-07:00Yikes!Yikes!rlbateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15236331355857884458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-47688747889183951792007-10-22T16:41:00.000-07:002007-10-22T16:41:00.000-07:00I see where Seattle doesn't work as well...I see where Seattle doesn't work as well...Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-31192447402698043362007-10-22T15:56:00.000-07:002007-10-22T15:56:00.000-07:00There once was a surgeon from ParisWho's affect oc...There once was a surgeon from Paris<BR/>Who's affect occasionally would scare us.<BR/>But what brought him down<BR/>Was a worm that was round<BR/>That parasite known as ascarisDr. Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01871792467587364512noreply@blogger.com