tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post3941356334045781850..comments2024-02-18T13:53:30.168-08:00Comments on Surgeonsblog: I Could Clean UpSid Schwabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-75533886239507616252008-01-19T12:01:00.000-08:002008-01-19T12:01:00.000-08:00I am *CERTAIN* that The Enormous Clinic's new slog...I am *CERTAIN* that The Enormous Clinic's new slogan is inspired by the Good Doctor's work.<BR/><BR/>The Enormous Clinic<BR/>For The (w)Hole YouEric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10006690628166460007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-24869810719972659522007-12-30T22:24:00.000-08:002007-12-30T22:24:00.000-08:00Bahahaha!!Bahahaha!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-68732210852211510312007-11-13T16:43:00.000-08:002007-11-13T16:43:00.000-08:00You could use "Help prevent Assrot" as a byline on...You could use "Help prevent Assrot" as a byline on your commercials and advertisements.<BR/><BR/>:-)<BR/><BR/>JoeAssrothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093506505019819353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-2624636495220545642007-11-13T09:40:00.000-08:002007-11-13T09:40:00.000-08:00Love the idea! LMAO! I've witnessed people digging...Love the idea! LMAO! <BR/><BR/>I've witnessed people digging at both ends. Think you could do something similar with kleenex? >:)FetchingGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12725479087572080780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-64137792827600972142007-11-12T22:57:00.000-08:002007-11-12T22:57:00.000-08:00"Dr Schwab's (w)hole-body toxin cleanser. When yo..."Dr Schwab's (w)hole-body toxin cleanser. When you care about your body as a (w)hole. This product is created by a Medical Doctor who discovered that with the stresses of our daily lives, a hole-istic approach to a daily routine greatly improved the quality of his patients'* lives. Dr Schwab's enriched paper products can wipe the toxins away while leaving you extra fresh!"<BR/><BR/>* - (Patients involved in product testing may actually be imaginary. No refunds.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-69763390434410190302007-11-12T17:53:00.000-08:002007-11-12T17:53:00.000-08:00Connie: I think I just figured out who you are. Th...Connie: I think I just figured out who you are. Thanks for checking my blog; and thanks for lots more.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-77917189098652033152007-11-12T10:08:00.000-08:002007-11-12T10:08:00.000-08:00Sid, I can't think of a better specialist to intro...Sid, I can't think of a better specialist to introduce such a bold concept, as it is widely held that y'all are experts on this delicate area, given that so many surgeons are perfect assholes.<BR/><BR/>EEric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10006690628166460007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-53381876889218844412007-11-12T08:18:00.000-08:002007-11-12T08:18:00.000-08:00TEC: it's veteran's day. I'm a vet. Take the day o...TEC: it's veteran's day. I'm a vet. Take the day off. Tell 'em I said so.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-5785889063818880702007-11-12T08:03:00.000-08:002007-11-12T08:03:00.000-08:00"The hole you" ?Hmph.The Enormous Clinic"The hole you" ?<BR/><BR/>Hmph.<BR/><BR/>The Enormous ClinicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-2089290162559532792007-11-10T14:10:00.000-08:002007-11-10T14:10:00.000-08:00Sid,I can't stop laughing! Stop it right now. Yo...Sid,<BR/><BR/>I can't stop laughing! Stop it right now. You hear?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14391374738845264119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-21925378551784803872007-11-10T12:42:00.000-08:002007-11-10T12:42:00.000-08:00I am laughing loudly.. I wrote a piece today on th...I am laughing loudly.. <BR/><BR/>I wrote a piece today on the patient's perspective - not so much (well, not at all) on toilet paper, but on or at least including the exam table versus the chair.Shelbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02757079675613448834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-48043699393812839362007-11-10T09:58:00.000-08:002007-11-10T09:58:00.000-08:00"Improve the hole you."LMAO! =DBrilliant, Dr. Schw..."Improve the hole you."<BR/><BR/>LMAO! =D<BR/><BR/>Brilliant, Dr. Schwab.DC Med Studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09536998479604015998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-43792991232966011552007-11-10T05:00:00.000-08:002007-11-10T05:00:00.000-08:00hilarious!hilarious!Midwife with a Knifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04309579302399381913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-7272305084558961632007-11-10T03:22:00.000-08:002007-11-10T03:22:00.000-08:00If I win the Powerball tonight, I'll fund this who...If I win the Powerball tonight, I'll fund this whole project.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-27349806218199038872007-11-09T19:20:00.000-08:002007-11-09T19:20:00.000-08:00Thanks Sid for the the first genuine laugh I've en...Thanks Sid for the the first genuine laugh I've enjoyed through this long week of medical school and staring at flowcharts of glucose metabolism with glazed eyes.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711363043806317937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-2114355891208234512007-11-09T18:13:00.000-08:002007-11-09T18:13:00.000-08:00Obviously, you need to change brands Sid. I sense ...Obviously, you need to change brands Sid. I sense that you've already absorbed some toxic substance.<BR/><BR/>The rest of us, of course, remain clear-headed in the head.Greg Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18422487877167541900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-18999226630983299872007-11-09T17:22:00.000-08:002007-11-09T17:22:00.000-08:00That so many have evacuated thoughts from their he...That so many have evacuated thoughts from their heads makes me feel flush with pride.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-30181670508510442592007-11-09T15:33:00.000-08:002007-11-09T15:33:00.000-08:00Dr. Sid where do you even get this ideas from. It ...Dr. Sid where do you even get this ideas from. It is rather comical. <BR/><BR/> Oh.. and the visual is even greater.Conniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01813708210750929049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-47510689857392342792007-11-09T12:07:00.000-08:002007-11-09T12:07:00.000-08:00Dr. Schwab's Tissue treatment. A hole in one for ...Dr. Schwab's Tissue treatment. A hole in one for your one hole.<BR/><BR/>I'd be grateful for a mere 10% of the royalties if you use my slogan ;)mark's tailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08097539019772913051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-35278795551981752032007-11-09T11:12:00.000-08:002007-11-09T11:12:00.000-08:00Ever since Dr. Ply established a grading system on...Ever since Dr. Ply established a grading system on the strength and cleaning power of the previously unregulated and, as some historians claim, occasionally dangerous toilet paper industry, manking has dreamt of ways to improve the now stagnant tissue research arena. <BR/><BR/>There was a brief period of excitement in the later years of last century when tissue scientists achieved the creation of a 4-ply product, however this led to a sharp increase in plumming related emergencies, and the houses of those scientists were subsequently rolled beyond recognition as punishment. <BR/><BR/>You, sir, stand on the edge of a great discovery, needing only a gentle nudge to make this reality come to fruition. I give you that nudge:<BR/><BR/><B>Quantum-Ply Tissue</B> <BR/><BR/>Please do not attempt to discover my identity, which has been cloaked in secrecy for this comment. I would not want my objectivity as a reporter of the news to be questioned.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/>Zoo K.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-64287862457667739242007-11-09T10:36:00.000-08:002007-11-09T10:36:00.000-08:00Sorry to break it to you Sid, but Aloe Vera infuse...Sorry to break it to you Sid, but Aloe Vera infused toilet paper has just recently been released. Not sure what it's supposed to do, but I'm sure it feels pretty good on the hole.<BR/><BR/>P.s. this reminds me so much of the fat man in "House of God". Can't stop giggling. Hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-33137554494545041782007-11-09T10:35:00.000-08:002007-11-09T10:35:00.000-08:00Wow! Great idea and so funny!Wow! Great idea and so funny!rlbateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15236331355857884458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-21717516596284892102007-11-09T10:28:00.000-08:002007-11-09T10:28:00.000-08:00The powerful colonic lobby is going to shut you do...The powerful colonic lobby is going to shut you down in the end.<BR/><BR/>Also, make sure that you inform patients that it's either the paper or the bidet; diluting the remedy with water could render the carefully titrated concentrations to dangerously toxic levels.<BR/><BR/>:PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-21697513510805448492007-11-09T10:22:00.000-08:002007-11-09T10:22:00.000-08:00I'll quit medical school right now to help you pur...I'll quit medical school right now to help you pursue this :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-711050701771550492007-11-09T10:18:00.000-08:002007-11-09T10:18:00.000-08:00Sid this is fantastic. France might be an especial...Sid this is fantastic. France might be an especially fertile field for your marketing campaign, as I was once told that their preferred medical route of administration is pr. Perhaps someone can confirm if the rumors are true?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com