tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post2428698465569806999..comments2024-02-18T13:53:30.168-08:00Comments on Surgeonsblog: RectifyingSid Schwabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-9778573965454418572006-11-27T07:39:00.000-08:002006-11-27T07:39:00.000-08:00From our attending (when I as a tmed shool)that's ...From our attending (when I as a tmed shool)that's happens often - we saw a case where person put thick glass decanter. ANd the plug got stuck, that ws really difficult ot remove, since that was very slippery and fragile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-23047771289106636532006-11-17T23:19:00.000-08:002006-11-17T23:19:00.000-08:00I didn't know about your friend's son (must have m...I didn't know about your friend's son (must have missed that in the post), so I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you have fun in the Manzana Grande.<br /><br />As for this patient, I'm sure it was a simple case of his doing batting practice for his softball team at 4:30am, naked, when suddenly on a rather "aggressive swing," he slipped and fell on the bat. Of course, since nothing like this had ever happened before to him in this sensitive area, the damage was extensive...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-43926878469231592652006-11-16T16:20:00.000-08:002006-11-16T16:20:00.000-08:00Intersting.Intersting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-30726941810235733662006-11-16T11:30:00.000-08:002006-11-16T11:30:00.000-08:00Man says his leg hurts.
Doc uses his stethescope, ...Man says his leg hurts.<br />Doc uses his stethescope, listens to one area and hears, "Hey, loan me $5!" <br />Listens to another area and hears, "Can you loan me $20?"<br />Doc tells man, "Well, your leg's broke in two places."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-59914124575225083222006-11-16T09:50:00.000-08:002006-11-16T09:50:00.000-08:00Sheesh! Strange stuff. Hope the rain here in the c...Sheesh! Strange stuff. Hope the rain here in the city isnt putting a damper on the outing. <br />I found that funny btw. peace, MarciaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-66259903979094705072006-11-16T07:29:00.000-08:002006-11-16T07:29:00.000-08:00My med student fiancee says one of her radiology p...My med student fiancee says one of her radiology professors brought in the set of slides he calls his "Rectal Horror Picture Show." I'm sure that would cause nightmares . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-8550963046505250022006-11-16T06:40:00.000-08:002006-11-16T06:40:00.000-08:00Ummm...was "Rim shot" meant as a Double Entendre??...Ummm...was "Rim shot" meant as a Double Entendre??mark's tailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08097539019772913051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30499448.post-26022089076559482222006-11-16T03:16:00.000-08:002006-11-16T03:16:00.000-08:00OK, Doc Schwab, no you've opened the floodgates......OK, Doc Schwab, no you've opened the floodgates...<br /><br />True story: I was working in an ER in San Francisco. Man in his 20s comes in with rectal bleeding. I asked him if he had inserted any foreign bodies into his rectum that would cause bleeding. His reply: "No foreign bodies, doctor. Only Americans."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com